Being posted to St. Peter’s was like the gates of Paradise opening to let me into heaven. I’ve always had a “thing” for cute young guys. I volunteered to go there partly because I have yonger brothers and being a good role model is something I feel confident about. Then there would be the eye candy. I mean, would you rather spend your day around hot young altar boys, or having tea with withered old church ladies? No question for me. Imagine the pleasant surprise when I got there and discovered that the candy store was open for business. This wasn’t “look but don’t touch,” it was, “be discrete about it but help yourself.” Wow! Of course you fill a building full of young guys in the prime of their male virility with no women. There’s no question, they turn to each other, eventually. Then it’s only a matter of getting them to turn to the priests, not their roommates. Even that is not too difficult once they realize that, after you get used

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